Cat gear that
actually gets used.
Towers a grown cat can land on, fountains quiet enough to drink from, harnesses that stay on — a short catalogue, each piece chosen and lived with before it was listed.
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The short list
Eight things worth the floor space
Everything that survived living with a cat who reviews by sitting on things.


Turntable track toy with feather
Three tiers of ball track with a feather on top — the toy that works for a cat playing alone at 3am.


Round plush bed — six sizes
A deep, bolster-sided nest in six sizes from kitten to Maine Coon. Machine washable cover, non-slip base.


Cordless stainless water fountain
2.2L of 304 stainless steel with no cable across the floor — the pump runs off a rechargeable battery you top up weekly.


Space capsule cat backpack
A clear bubble panel your cat can watch the world through, on a backpack frame that keeps the load on your hips instead of your shoulders.


Escape-proof cat harness with GPS pocket
Two straps — chest and behind the elbows — so a cat can't reverse out of it. Reflective stitching and a pocket sized for a tracker.


The Chimo Tower — two-condo cat tree
Two enclosed condos, a top basket and sisal posts, on a base wide enough that it doesn't rock when a cat lands hard.


One-click self-cleaning deshedding brush
Curved stainless teeth that pull the undercoat out in one stroke, and a button that retracts them so the fur drops straight in the bin.


Hooded cat cave bed
A cave with a raised lip so the cat is enclosed but never trapped — and a high-loft fill that doesn't collapse after a month.
Why the catalogue is short
One person, a tape measure, and a cat with standards.
No thirty-variant wall of the same bed. Each piece is measured, assembled, and left in the house for a fortnight. Anything that wobbles, hums, or gets ignored goes back and comes off the site — which is why there are 27 products here and not 400.
- 27
- products
- 8
- categories
- 30
- day returns
How ordering works
From your cart to the front door
01
You order
Checkout takes a minute — card, Apple Pay, Google Pay or PayPal. You get a confirmation email with your reference.
02
We pack it
Your order is picked and packed within 1–3 business days. If anything is unavailable we email you and refund that line first.
03
It lands
Tracked delivery, 7–12 business days to most of Australia. Follow it any time on the tracking page with your reference.
Everything is covered by the Australian Consumer Law, including your right to a remedy if something arrives faulty. Returns · Shipping
The mascot
Named after Chimo, who has opinions
Chimo is a tabby with a strict policy on beds (too soft is suspicious), water (must be moving) and boxes (his). Every product on this site is chosen on his behalf: if a fountain hums, a tower wobbles, or a harness slips off a shoulder, it isn't listed.
The name is a bit of a joke — there's no laboratory. Just one person in Sydney, a scale, a tape measure, and a cat who tests things by sitting on them.
Read the whole story“Anything that arrives and gets ignored for a fortnight goes back and comes off the site.”
27
products
8
categories
1
cat in charge
Free AU shipping over $95
Flat $9.95 below that. Tracked, every parcel.
30-day returns
Unused and boxed — we send the label.
Packed in 1–3 days
Dispatched fast, tracked door to door.
A human answers
[email protected] — usually same day.
Once a month
New stock, and what got sent back
What arrived, what got rejected, and the occasional genuinely useful cat thing. No drip campaigns, unsubscribing is one click.

